The Angry Barista

I’m pretty fucking tired of all of the retirees that come in and sit in the lobby all morning. More often than not they like to go on and on about how the younger generations “don’t know what real work is” and how we’re lazy and such. Are you fucking kidding me? Most of us will never be able to retire with the mess of an economy you and your kids left us with. We’ll be working our entire lives, not until we’re 65 or so like you fucks got to enjoy. We won’t even have social security to claim when we’re that age. Kindly fuck off and enjoy your decaf lattes.

Anonymous asked: "Let's steam eggnog next to the microphone next time someone like that comes through" I am seriously dying laughing. That is such a good idea xD

Seriously, I just can’t stand loud ass trucks, people, things in the drive though. It kills my fucking ears. “CAN I GET A TRIPLE VENTI VANILLA LATTE”
*can I get you to stop fucking screaming into the box, this is 2012, not 1995, we can hear you just fine in here*

After you’ve worked a whole week on bar and then get to work on front cash our drive through. It’s like a mini vacation.

Yeah fuck you. Just saying

When you have an angry tumblr and nothing to be angry about that week because your SM was on vacation.

QASA is coming today! Regional managers will be here Friday! HOWARD SHULTZ IS IN TOWN AND COULD STOP BY AT ANY TIME! Yeah, guess which of the 3 ACTUALLY stopped in. If you guessed none, you’re correct. All the needless freaking out and running around by everyone around me gone to waste. Sucks for them, I’m just glad my prediction of what actually happened was right :)

It’ll slow down after the holidays they said. I’m waiting…

Longest shift ever. We would be super swamped on a Saturday with 2 people short.

Is when you do your part to help, not stand at the drive through, bark drinks out, and generally bitch at everyone. We know what we’re doing and we’re damn good at it. So just stay in your corner, be quiet, and hand out drinks like you’ve been doing. Shit.